Archive for January, 2010
Olivia’s Sexy Fish Dance
Jan 29th
It’s time for another classic moment I produced. This one actually got linked on a bunch of sites including Defamer.
I had Olivia dance with dead fish and a squid. It smelled really, really awful. Special appearance by my arm!!!
Based on Vixen and the Fish from Around the Net that day:
Missing Dragon Corner Found!
Jan 28th
I completely forgot about this until I stumbled across it on our website. It turns out that Season 1 of Jeremy’s Dragon Corner had a total of 9 episodes. Here’s the one I neglected to post earlier. It’s about a dragon’s soft spot.
Parallel Dimension AOTS
Jan 28th
Today I produced an insanely complicated skit where Kevin and Alison abuse the video wall and are swallowed by an interdimensional rift. They end up seeing alternate versions of themselves in a really bad version of our show, one that you might find on the E! channel.
Kevin and Alison did a great job but I’m not completely psyched with how this turned out. We were able to pull it together in a very short amount of time but we didn’t get to rehearse enough and the dreamscape portion could have been slicker. LIVE TV BABY!!!!
Based on this amazing Live Blog fail: (originally from Noob.us but their video player sucks)
Oh Shit #6
Jan 26th
Don’t blame me, the guy driving this car was a felon! Let’s make light of his horrible, horrible crash.
My first video ever cut with Avid.
Grand Granny G
Jan 25th
In Around the Net today we showed a video of a rapping grandmother and then afterward we started an East coast/West coast granny rap feud. The rapping granny vid is posted after our skit.
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Jan 24th
This is one of the few things on here that has nothing to do with Attack of the Show. Well, other than the fact that my Oh Shit Show partners, Adam and Bruce both work on AOTS with me. We basically take the most violent and brutal videos on the Internet and turn them into videos you’d see America’s Funniest Home Videos. I can’t wait until we can afford Bob Saget to do voice over!
Rambo Flash Mob/Fish Bite 07 Live!
Jan 22nd
This is from just before I took over Around the Net. Shannon Hall asked me if I would be willing to bite a chunk out of a large fish and i said, ‘why the shit not?’ It turns out that biting the giant fish almost made me puke due to its excessive fishiness. I was also picking its scales out of my teeth for about 2 hours after this. This was to celebrate the then-new trailer for Rambo 4.
El Amante Robotico!
Jan 22nd
I did not produce these (the talented Mike Shaw did) but they were my brainchild. This is a skit I pitched back when I was a PA for AOTS in 2006. My dad was trying to convince me that telenovelas were going to be a hit on American TV and he was right – this was before Ugly Betty made it stateside. So i pitched a robosapien with a mustache and his own South American soap opera. Only 5 were made, and they are below:
Awesome Workout
Jan 21st
In Around the Net today we showed an awesome workout video where a dog blocks the shot by rubbing its butt on the carpet. Of course, we had to have Kevin and Olivia reenact the video, with Olivia as the dog. Kevin was actually in our green room and Olivia was in front of green screen in the studio, that’s how we made her so small.
Here’s the video we showed right before we ran this: